How Nice The World Might Be If…

How nice the world might be

If every now and then

Things would turn upside down:

If we walked on our heads

And ate with our feet;

Combed our hair with our toothbrushes

And brushed our teeth with our combs;

If horses rode on human backs

And made people gallop as they pleased;

If dogs took their human pets

For a walk on a tight leash;

If men wore padded bras

And women smoked (nicotine-free) cigars;

If servants would order

And masters would serve.

If ‘he’ would be called 'she',

And 'she' would be ‘he’;

If word spellings would be reversed,

With the sun being called ‘nus’

And the moon ‘noom’,

And ‘G-O-D’ spelt as ‘D-O-G’,

And also vice versa

(Both being but one and the same ‘Man’s Best Friend’!)